What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?
dont you fucking dare
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.
if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia