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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

(via orgasm)

the-damonator:

paladiin:

the-damonator:

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?

dont you fucking dare

Twerky 

(via orgasm)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via crystallized-teardrops)

starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.

(Source: bloodyhell-ronweasley, via hermionesgranger)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via orgasm)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via orgasm)

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via crystallized-teardrops)

jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

(via orgasm)

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via crystallized-teardrops)

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